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aerostarmonk:

The man entered his home and was absolutely delighted when he discovered someone had stolen every lamp in the house.

fermatas-theorem:

Girls don’t want boys, girls want high-speed internet and dragons

elephant-inthe-r0om:

I think James and Lily were Dumbledores OTP and that is the reason why he appointed them as head boy and head girl and he was like: let the shipping commence.

whoredinarygirl:

if anybody ever tells you that you suck, look them straight in the eyes and say “not for free”

godgender:

important : remember not to drink and drive today , dont leave your drinks unattended at parties , do not set off fireworks around war veterans or dogs , please stay safe

There are 3 types of writers.

klarolinelannister:

xkanyeinterruptedmex:

1. Writers that unrealistically don’t kill anyone.

2. The right amount of death.

3. LETS JUST FUCKIN KILL THEM ALL BANG BANG BANG

so, in order, stephenie meyer, jk rowling, george rr martin.